Sorry. 'Gleed' and 'Ge' are not acceptable words.
Sorry. 'Gloo' is not an acceptable word.
Sorry. 'Glod' and 'Oc' and 'Hd' are not acceptable words.
(By now you've gotta be dying to know what word I finally played, huh? Wait for it... Are you sitting down? Have you recently used the ladies room? Because this is going to be really funny....)
Yeah. Who knew it was even a real word? Would you care to know the definition? According to Merriam-Webster, it is "a Russian unit of weight equal to about 36.11 pounds (16.38 kilograms)." Not the definition I would've guessed. Anyway, from now on when the doctor or the driver's license people ask me my weight, I'm giving it to them in poods. Maybe with a Russian accent. Maybe not, depending on my mood. Sometimes I just don't have it in me to pull off a good Russian accent.