Sometimes children need to be punished and the usual beatings just don't cut it. Wisdom: Strap them into harnesses, attach them to bungee cords, and let 'er rip.
And if they still give you attitude, let Tess handle them.
Other notable Wild Hearts Can't Be Broken Wisdom:
Run away and join a travelling horse diving act. Your boss's son will be a hottie.
If you wrap your feet around the legs of your chair in an act of defiance, you can get pretty much whatever you want.
If a horse has colic you have to get wuter and oil into him.
It's okay if a guy says that word water "wuter," so long as he is handsome.