I got heartburn from a piece of dry toast this morning. And I just squirted myself in the eye with my grapefruit. That is all.
I promise I'll be back to my usual chipper self tomorrow. Repeat after me: only five weeks to go, only five weeks to go...
3 comments:
Dry toast? Maybe the grapefruit gave you heartburn! I think it's about time for that little one to make her appearance in the world if dry toast is giving you heartburn!
...but the grapefruit came WAY (like an hour) after the toast. My plan: fight acid WITH ACID! ;) It didn't work but the grapefruit was delicious and well worth the burning eye.
so sorry, maybe you should skip the dry toast. if you are gonna get heartburn anyway, might as well eat whatever you want!
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