Fun aunt Lisa

Welcome to the "Lisa the Fun Aunt" Rollercoaster Thrill Log Flume Magic Motion ride. Please keep your hands, arms and legs inside the ride at all times.

Please remain seated until the ride comes to a full and complete stop. Permenacer sentados, por favor.

I don't know about you, but I am exhausted.

In other news, my husband left for Florida without me.

Jerk.

My kids and I are joining him at the end of May after school gets out. Meanwhile, he sends photographs to psych me up for the impending move. Check out this gigantic Floridian bird:

I send texts back to him along the lines of "That's nice, honey. I'm going to change a poopy diaper and then drown my sorrows in a quart of salsa." (Who eats salsa when they're lonely? This girl.)

I'm SO ready for Florida.

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